assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan)

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

humorking:

theres NOTHING worse then losing your headphones 

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

Welllllll… Shit happens.

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

Sometimes Tumblr is actually on point…