Aha.

I got a goodnight text :)

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life)

sherbies:

it’s 2014 and tumblr still doesn’t let you edit typos in your own tags without deleting the whole thing i am outraged

Oh my Lord… Someone finally put it in words!

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

(Source: eiffeled)

sharpflatpianoforte:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye

(Source: cynoclept)

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

(Source: femalesbelike)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.